This may be the first time in history Trump is described as a stable person.
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Wake me up, please
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Mr. Hands 2.0
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FUN FACT: in many parts of America, bestiality was only made illegal recently (while sodomy was outlawed because *that’s what them gays do*)
WHY? Because out there in the farmlands of God’s country, it’s a sin to have sex with a female (especially if you get her pregnant because she has to keep the baby **no matter what**) so the “best options”(!) – I’m not making this up – are sheep, horses and cattle. *Yes, you read that correctly.*
There’s a lot of speculation that JD Vance’s “couch” probably had a saddle.
For more on this fascinating topic, I refer you to The Last Picture Show by Larry McMurtry, or some of my relatives, or a lot of medieval history. Probably some websites too but I wouldn’t know.
**tl;dr** this isn’t really too surprising
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At this point I need to be taken out of this group chat. 🤦🏽♀️
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If true more than the plot is thickening.
If only this could be true, with pics/video!
https://preview.redd.it/d6ey8ghxgp1g1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d94cc542c49f468cdc8ce09caf20b20e9f7066f
…tf y’all got going on in ‘Murica???
Big, if true
Every accurasion is a confession with magats. Remember when they claimed tim walz had some kind of [dalliance with a horse ](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/aug/09/viral-image/story-about-gov-tim-walz-getting-his-stomach-pumpe/) but now we are learning that Maxwell [had a horse named Bubba?](https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/is-bubba-ghislaine-maxwells-horse-bizarre-claim-rises-amid-jeffrey-epstein-email-about-donald-trump-bill-clinton-101763315631939.html)
https://preview.redd.it/qslaok10ip1g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959947eb2dcdcac7de539ee6efe2a0529a117caf
Why do I think his following would be more okay with this than Bill? 😒
How has it been determined that Bubba is a horse?
And his base will still bend over backwards to defend him. If SA isn’t their dealbreaker, I dunno what is.
Expect many MAGA followers to tell on themselves if this rumor gains any traction.
He talked about how hung some golfer was, so finding out he sucks off dudes or horses or whatever isn’t surprising.
Lol what did I miss?
I’m literally so embarrassed that my passport says US like
https://i.redd.it/x9qgzchpip1g1.gif
“thish one’sh a schreamah” headahh
This may be the first time in history Trump is described as a stable person.
Wake me up, please
Mr. Hands 2.0
FUN FACT: in many parts of America, bestiality was only made illegal recently (while sodomy was outlawed because *that’s what them gays do*)
WHY? Because out there in the farmlands of God’s country, it’s a sin to have sex with a female (especially if you get her pregnant because she has to keep the baby **no matter what**) so the “best options”(!) – I’m not making this up – are sheep, horses and cattle. *Yes, you read that correctly.*
There’s a lot of speculation that JD Vance’s “couch” probably had a saddle.
For more on this fascinating topic, I refer you to The Last Picture Show by Larry McMurtry, or some of my relatives, or a lot of medieval history. Probably some websites too but I wouldn’t know.
**tl;dr** this isn’t really too surprising
At this point I need to be taken out of this group chat. 🤦🏽♀️
ARTAAAAAAX!!!
This saga is taking a weird turn right now
